#fake knows fake

[mutualcombat]

*bites ur scruff*

[full on twitter]

[pissed-whizard]

my most extreme kink is feeling wanted. not like sexually or anything but kinda just as a person

[siyaazu]

True pacifist ending.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Tucker: We're married.

Danny: What?

Tucker: If anyone asks you and I are married. We've been married for two years. Not platonic roommates. Understand?

Danny: I'm always down for marriage fraud, but can I ask why?

Tucker: *Sigh* We had a big company meeting today with every level employee at the event center the Wayne rent out. Tammy from accounts was assigned to my table-

Danny: Your mortal enemy.

Tucker: Exactly. So she started giving me grief in the middle of our team exercise project. The other four random employees are looking at me all wide eye and I'm getting tired so I say "Is it because I'm gay Tammy?" To shut her up. But at that time, Timothy Drake Wayne was walking behind me and heard me say it. He jumped in to ask what was going on, and I hate Tammy for being so annoying, but I am not about to accuse her of discrimination for no reason. So I said "Oh it was just a joke. Like on the internet." And then when Mr.Drake-Wayne face didn't relax, I blurted out."My husband thinks my jokes are dumb too"

Danny: Tucker....that's not good

Tucker: I know! I started panicking!

Danny: You ramble when you panic.

Tucker: I do, and I did. Before I realized it, I told Mr. Drake-Wayne, this whole made up childhood friends to lover romance between you and I. It was so good he told me to invite you to the office. So we're married. Please go along with it. If I can get Mr. Drake-Wayne's support I can rise in the company so fast.

Danny: Promotions are 50% networking. Alright, sure, what's the worst that can happen?

Five months later

Steph: What's the big emergency?

Tim sobbing:. I'm in love with the husband of one of my employees.

Steph: Tim....that's not good

[viasdreams]

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texts from skz while they’re doing no nut november !!

a/n: first ot8 texts!! we all cheered!!!

fake text m.list ☁︎⋅

[havenhyunjin]

do you have a girlfriend? - stray kids

— texts where you ask them to translate “do you have a girlfriend?” to korean as a joke. it goes well.

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[baby-yongbok]

Poly SKZ!Fake Texts - "Your nails are too long"

✧ Pairing: Ot8!Skz x Afab!Reader - explicit content [ MDNI ] ✧ CW: Themes of marking, Jeongin being a menace and Seungmin being a snitch

✧ a/n: I have writers block & burnout so another fake text post for you all! I write these the most. I'm usually just casually creating them soooo until I can actually finish a fic please enjoy these!❣️

✧ Masterlist ✧

MDNI & Support made by @strangergraphics

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@krayzieestay, @soulsbbg , @stay-bi , @yzsqu , @gho-ster , @lghtdarling

[lacquerheadd]

pov: you glance over during training in camp

[egophiliac]

Ernesto Foulworth and Gino… it wouldn’t surprise me if they had fake identities

I accept this explanation

(the problem is that I had a very regionally-specific immediate thought and I could not get it out of my head)

(sorry this is messier than usual, I refuse to put more effort into it than it deserves)

[inkdragon42]

"Thank you for teaching us the insides"

[drazhaq]

REMENANT au doodle

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Currently busy so I'll just be posting doodles and sketches from time to time,, no big complicated stuff 😔

[boombaux]

[hinamie]

big fan of panels where they look like they wld beat me up

[rabbitsociety]

how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblr….

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🐇 raspberryberet2 Follow

i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!

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🌨️ chilledoutlop Follow

haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!

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🌷jarjarbinkies111 Follow

my hungry ass could never live next to a gardener…

#tunnelr is sooo easy

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🌵 curious-hare Follow

met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a ‘doe’ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml

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i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!

🔁 blanc-de-thoto

is this really how i talked back in 2011

#why was i like that

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🥀 blanc-de-thoto Follow

omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way

#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!

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🍄 lucky7tail Follow

what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..

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hopital.

#not the gotcha i thought it was

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[yaniluvs]

hey siri , how do i get my bf to block me?

[ ot8 smau ] ✷ . . 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 ⎯⎯ L𝒾BRARY ꩜ .ᐟ

yani's note ✿ hiiya >< so…. my smau debut !! i rly thought i cooked. but now that ive read it so many times.. im cringing. i didn’t want it to go to waste so here you go, sorry for the late post !! pls dont attack me if this sucks i swear im cool😞‼️ this lowk took longer for me to make than writing a longfic.. bc my brain barely worked, i overthought a lot of my humor in the chats… i reread and edited it multiple times and bc this app was absolutely shit and kept testing my patience LORD. comments, likes, req/asks and reblogs are always appreciated ! send in a reply or an ask if you want to be in my mastertag, or my individual series' taglists. happy reading, darling <3

mastertag ୨୧ @cosmicalily @hyunjiiza @modesttiger @woozarts @katsukis1wife @bddaramjis @reignessance @peskybirdysya @honeyybbuubblleess @ellemir2404 @4ng3l-ch1ld

!! please let me know under this post, or this one, if i forgot you in the taglist, my inactivity made me lose track, i'm really sorry !!

[havenhyunjin]

we need to break up — stray kids

— texts where you jokingly say you want to break up, and they freak out just a little bit.

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